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December 31, 2004

Tsunami: Irony

Filed under: Military, Charity, Tsunami reliefChuck ---

Via Rantburg.

Lt-Gen Conway also said the USS Bonhomme Richard expeditionary strike group of seven vessels, which had been in Guam - in the Pacific Ocean - had been diverted to the Bay of Bengal, where it would arrive before January 7. “It has seven ships associated with the strike group (and) carries 25 helicopters, which will be valuable to us again in disaster relief,” he said.

Noted publicity seeker and possible coward Pablo Paredes was to deploy on the USS Bonhomme Richard, until he missed the movement.

Tsunami: Stingy Americans

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The latest total that I can compile is $158,285,000. It is impossible to quantify the in-kind services being donated. Dozens of medical personnel are flying over. Northwest Airlines is donating cargo space on its flights. Over and over the generosity of Americans is being demonstrated.

December 30, 2004

Tsunami: U.S. Government Response

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This is what our government can do that all our dollars to the Red Cross cannot. This is what our governement should be doing.

DefenseLINK

WASHINGTON, Dec. 29, 2004 Three Marine Corps disaster relief assessment teams are on the ground or about to arrive in Thailand, Sri Lanka and Indonesia, and at least two P-3 aircraft are conducting initial reconnaissance of damaged areas as a wide range of other Defense Department assets works its way to tsunami-stricken regions of the Indian Ocean.

U.S. Pacific Command has marshaled assets ranging from carrier strike groups to water purification ships to aircraft to provide emergency support for victims following the Dec. 26 earthquake and subsequent tsunamis, Marine Corps Lt. Gen. James Conway, director of operations for the Joint Staff, told reporters today at a special State Department briefing.

Navy Adm. Tom Fargo, commander of U.S. Pacific Command, stood up Joint Task Force 536 to coordinate U.S. relief efforts, Conway said. A forward command element has moved into a military base at Utapao, Thailand, and the headquarters is in the process of deploying. Marine Corps Lt. Gen. Rusty Blackman, commander of the 3rd Marine Expeditionary Force based in Okinawa, will command the joint task force.

Meanwhile, the first of three Marine disaster relief assessment teams being sent to the region arrived in Thailand earlier today and a second team was due to arrive in Sri Lanka this afternoon. A third team will arrive in Indonesia Dec. 30, Conway said.

In addition, U.S. Pacific Command has committed six C-130 aircraft and nine P-3 aircraft to the relief effort. Conway said all the C-130s and four of the P-3s will operate out of Utapao. Five other P-3 aircraft will operate out of Diego Garcia.

Conway said at least two of the P-3s already are conducting observation and reconnaissance of damaged sites.

In addition, the USS Abraham Lincoln carrier strike group, which was in Hong Kong when the earthquake and tsunamis struck, has been diverted to the Gulf of Thailand to support recovery operations, Conway said.

Aircraft from the strike group are checking the Malacca Straits for debris before the strike group transits the area. “If it is clear � and early reports indicate it might be � the five ships associated with that carrier strike group will take position off the island of Sumatra,” Conway said.

Conway said the Lincoln carrier strike group has 12 helicopters embarked that he said could be “extremely valuable” in recovery missions.

An additional 25 helicopters are aboard USS Bonhomme Richard, headed to the Bay of Bengal. Conway said the expeditionary strike group was in Guam and is forgoing port visits in Guam and Singapore and expects to arrive in the Bay of Bengal by Jan. 7.

Conway said the strike group, with its seven ships, 2,100 Marines and 1,400 sailors aboard, also has four Cobra helicopters that will be instrumented in reconnaissance efforts.

Because fresh water is one of the greatest needs in the region, Fargo has ordered seven ships � each capable of producing 90,000 gallons of fresh water a day � to the region. Conway said five of these ships are pre-positioned in Guam and two will come from Diego Garcia.

A field hospital ship pre-positioned in Guam would also be ordered to the region, depending on findings of the disaster relief assessment teams and need, Conway said.

December 29, 2004

China: High and Dry

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China Daily

China needs another 40 billion cubic metres of water each year, said Wang. Of the 669 cities in the country, 440 suffer water shortages and 110 of those are serious. China’s per capita water holdings are one third of the world’s average. More than 100 billion cubic metres of ground water are over-exploited each year, pushing an area of 64,000 square kilometers — covering 50-odd cities — to subsidence levels, said Wang.

An ecological crisis also looms, with water levels in the country’s lakes down 15 per cent and natural wetlands down 26 per cent from the early 1950s. Wang named “human factors,” such as uneconomical use of water, as the main cause of the problems.

China’s water use efficiency is one fifth of the world’s average, in terms of contribution to the domestic gross product (GDP) per cubic metre of water. Only 65 per cent of the water used by industry is actually recycled, compared to 85 per cent in many developed economies. North China suffers from serious shortages, yet in 2002 some 99 per cent of the region’s industrial water ration was consumed by the water-guzzling industries.

Wang admitted the country’s perennial government-led water protection system falls short of arousing society-wide motivation to participate. “On one side there is huge investment in water facilities and pollution-treatment projects, but on the other side there is waste and wanton contamination,” Wang said, adding that water exploitation and pollution control remains weak.

But he was positive about the efforts made so far. By the end of 2003, China could process 662.6 million cubic metres of sewage daily, whereas the yearly output of desalinated sea water reached 113 million cubic metres. Efforts on the ecological side also paid off to an extent. The lower-reach course of China’s largest inland river, the Tarim, which was dry for over two decades, resumed flowing in 2001, sending stretches of dormant land back into production.

Tsunami: Amazon

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The Amazon fundraiser for the American Red Cross tsunami relief has raised $2,562,549.81, in 44,800 donations, an average of $57.19 per donation. Not too bad for us stingy Americans.

December 28, 2004

Tsunami: Helmut Kohl

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Don’t you feel better that amidst the devestation and disaster, former German Chancellor Helmut Kohl and his entourage were evacuated Tuesday from a hotel by the Sri Lankan air force.

“The helicopter went and we managed to bring him back with six others,” Commander Air Marshal Donald Perera told The Associated Press.
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Hey, Helmut, don’t you think they might have used another pair of hands or two? Or is leadership not one of your strong suits?

This sucks. Period.

Tsunami: Aftermath

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The number of dead keeps climbing. This will be a shattering end to 2004, and a reminder that humans really are insignificant in the Great Scheme of Things.

I’ve been buried in a wealth of petty concerns lately. Dealing with a chronicly ill wife. Counseling a lovelorn lesbian. Fighting to get a little time to myself, or at the base. Knowing that PG graduates this year and that will be that for our friendship. Cats puking and pooping. Cats waking me up at night, over and over and over and over. Tension and stress at work.

And yet, it all pales when compared to what has happened around the Indian Ocean. I wanted to scream at a friend today “You just think you have problems!” I cannot imagine the pain and misery that millions of people are suffering at this very minute. Just as the murders on 9/11 are incomprehensible, so is this.

The poorest American, homeless, addicted, is still living better than most of the people along the shores of the Indian Ocean this December 28, 2004. I should be much more greatful to God for what I have, and far less whiney over my troubles.

December 27, 2004

A Pretty Girl

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is like a melody, or so they say.

Tsunami: Diego Garcia

Filed under: Military, DisastersChuck ---

I’m looking for information on the effects of the tsunami on Diego, where we have a huge military installation. Here is some information from Command Post on the design of the base.

Diego Garcia is only 4 feet above sea level , so I expect it got hit. Fortunately, due to the shape of the island most of the infrastucture is located on the western arm. The east would have taken the brunt of the waves. Also, Garcia is a fair distance from India and Sri Lanka. By the time the waves reached the island they’d probably have lost some of their force. At the end of the day, if you’re worried about friends or relatives based there, is there any safer place to be after a natural disaster than a US Navy outpost?


I am still waiting for news from Diego Garcia. Sure, most of the infrastructure is on the west side of the island, but the Officer’s Club, dining facilities, and dormitories are all at the northern tip, within feet on the beach. One good wave could definitely sweep away the OClub. I have many friends still on active duty who are there, and I would like to know if they are ok. I am praying for them, and the families of all those affected by this earthquake.

December 22, 2004

Paris Hilton On the Market

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Paris Hilton is now appearing in commercials for T-Mobile’s nifty looking cell phone, the Sidekick. Oddly, without her sidekick, Nicole Richie. [snort]

In the latest that I have seen, she is in a scene with Burt Reynolds. Who is undoubtedly delighted to be near the only hot, young woman he could have nasty sex with without taking out his credit card.

Wow, snarky about Paris and Burt in the same post! Could life get any better?

Coming soon, photographic evidence of my pilgrimage to Fox News Headquarters. Not shown, however, will be my humiliating display of standing outside the building and screaming “RITA!” “RITA COSBY!” “I LOVE YOU, RITA!”

The security guards were very nice.

December 20, 2004

Heroes: Staff Sgt. Charles Good

Filed under: Military, War on Terror, Iraq, Heroes, WOT HeroesChuck ---

Army Times
The clash started when one vehicle was hit by a rocket-propelled grenade that ricocheted off the roof of the vehicle.

Eight members went after the assailants. At the same time, Good, Briscoe and a third soldier in a second vehicle provided security. It was then that Briscoe was hit. As Briscoe was loaded into the vehicle, Good provided cover fire. Because they had no radio communication, Good then drove the vehicle through small-arms fire to tell the others they were going to the base camp.

But before they could get there, the vehicle was disabled by small-arms and machine-gun fire. Good then negotiated with an Iraqi man in a dilapidated Toyota to drive them to the base camp. Good said he had been taught some Arabic during his training. Good said he was never worried that the Iraqi would hurt them. �We were still armed,� Good said.

After dropping Briscoe off, Good returned to the fight with other comrades to assist those left behind. Those left �fought in a street-by-street battle� and at times were outnumbered 4-to-1, according to an Army chronology of events that day. The unit regrouped that night, then returned the next day to kill five more insurgents and capture 18 others, the Army said.

Capt. David Diamond, 30, of Geneva, Ohio; Sgt. 1st Class Alan Knox, 44, of Reno, Nev.; Sgt. 1st Class Raymond Cook, 40, of Oak Hill, W.Va.; and Staff Sgt. Jason Bacon, 29, of Luther, Mich., were each among those who received Bronze Stars Thursday for valor during the incident.

The Army said the unit�s �swift and violent response crippled the enemy�s ability to effectively operate for months to come … which saved American and Iraqi lives.�

Good said, �At points … I really thought probably everybody there was going to die. I was just kind of waiting for it. I just kept doing what I had to do. … I just looked for that goal, and I achieved it.�

Post Gazette
An Army trumpet player turned Green Beret was awarded yesterday with a Silver Star, the Army’s third highest award for combat valor.

Staff Sgt. Charles Good, of Altoona, Pa., was credited with exposing himself to enemy fire on the Syrian/Iraqi border to assist in getting a critically wounded comrade into a Humvee, then negotiating in Arabic a ride from an Iraqi man for them when the Humvee became crippled by enemy fire.

“Something took over me,” said Good, 34, after the brief ceremony. “That’s pretty much how it was.”

Five other members of his 5th Special Forces unit, based at Fort Campbell, received Bronze Star medals with valor device for their actions in the same clash that ended 24 hours after it started with more than 35 insurgents killed, the Army said.

The injured soldier, Sgt. First Class Joseph Briscoe, 37, of Liberty, Texas, whose right arm was blown off by a rocket-propelled grenade during the incident, was among those receiving a Bronze Star. Briscoe, a father of four, said there’s no way to appropriately convey his thanks to Good.

“I don’t know what you say to someone who’s responsible for saving your life,” said Briscoe, who is now fit with a prosthetic arm. “I hope he can understand how grateful I am to him … I thank him every time I see him.”

The ceremony yesterday was dedicated to Staff Sgt. Aaron Holleyman, 26, the 5th Group Army medic who treated Briscoe at the base camp. Holleyman was killed Aug. 30 in Iraq when his vehicle was hit by a land mine.

Good joined the Army in 1989 as a trumpet player, and participated in the 1991 Gulf War. He made the switch to Special Forces 10 years into his career.

“I really enjoyed my time in the band … I just kind of tired of it. I just wanted to challenge myself,” said Good, who is engaged and has a 10-year-old son. “I thought I could do this job. Or else I’d be asking myself the rest of my life if I could.”

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December 9, 2004

Tech. Sgt. Kevin Whalen

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The Air Force gives its Silver Star to those cited for gallantry in action against an enemy of the United States while engaged in military operations involving conflict with an opposing foreign force. The Citation Star, later named the Silver Star, was established as a result of an act of Congress on July 9, 1918, and follows in precedence the Congressional Medal of Honor and the Air Force Cross.


The first bullet struck the belt buckle worn by Tech. Sgt. Kevin Whalen. Another round flicked off the knife he had at his hip. But the Washington Air National Guardsman’s luck ran out below a ridgeline in Afghanistan on July 19, 2003. Whalen took a round in the left arm after vainly attempting to reload an automatic grenade launcher atop an armored Humvee.

Injured, Whalen managed to dress his own wound and find more dressings for two other wounded soldiers. He then called in air support, helped fend off the ambush for several minutes and directed a pair of Harrier jets to strafe the target area. [snip]

Whalen was assigned to a team from the 3rd Special Forces Group out of Fort Bragg, N.C., when the firefight occurred. The unit was on the first day of a longer operation to disrupt anti-coalition militia forces. They were expecting a fight, Whalen said, and it came soon enough. The aircraft Whalen was directing at the time were diverted 10 minutes before the gunfire began, he said.

The vehicle in front of Whalen’s stopped when an Afghan fighter was shot and fell from the back of the truck, trapping his vehicle and placing both squarely in the “kill zone” on the mountainous trail, he said.

Whalen was reaching for his assault rifle when he was shot in the arm. He had attempted to reload his heavy weapon, not realizing it was inoperable after being hit by five rounds. The impact knocked him back into the vehicle, the M4 carbine still on the vehicle roof. Taking cover, Whalen directed the air strike and support fire from the vehicles behind them while handing out his remaining ammunition and returning fire from an AK-47 he retrieved from the ground.

At the time, Whalen was less concerned about being mortally wounded than letting down the Special Forces soldiers he respected, he said. Whalen, a Special Forces soldier and the friendly Afghan fighter were wounded during the firefight. He spent 26 hours in the hospital before returning to his unit. He saw combat action on two other occasions before returning home in September 2003.

Doctors didn’t see a need to remove the bullet or nine pieces of shrapnel in his arm. He also has kept the remains of the bullet that struck his belt buckle as a memento. He earlier received a Purple Heart for the arm injury. Miraculously, a portion of his steel belt buckle was atop his protective armor when that armor-piercing bullet struck him. He figures his Kevlar alone wouldn’t have stopped the round without the extra protection the buckle afforded. “I’m behind on my prayers on that one,” he said. “That would have been a battle shot, that would have been ugly.” Olympian 12-03-2004

Getting ambushed and shot will not stop a Tactical Air Control Party airman from going back to war. Tech. Sgt. Kevin Whalen was one three people wounded when their convoy was ambushed July 19 about 30 miles north of here. Whalen’s job is to call in close-air support for soldiers on the ground. He is deployed from the 116th Air Support Operations Squadron at Camp Murray, Wash.

�We were driving up a (winding) road in the mountains,� said Whalen. �On the left, the terrain rose straight up the ridgeline, and on the right, it dropped straight down into a valley and then up another ridge.�

Suddenly, the convoy began taking fire from along the ridge. Two of the humvees went forward and to secure the road ahead. Two fell behind to secure the rear. Whalen�s humvee and one other in front of it remained in place but seemed to be taking the majority of the fire, he said. �I heard two different firing positions at first, but then realized there were about seven or eight different people firing at us,� said Whalen. They began returning fire to the ridge line.

�I wound up getting knocked by a bullet that hit the Kevlar right over my belt buckle� I pulled it out and threw it in the floor, and one of the captains kept the bullet for me,� he said. Whalen was up in the turret seat of his humvee when he was shot again. This time, the bullet hit his left triceps, and he was knocked down into the vehicle. Although he was bleeding badly, he dressed his wound and the leg wound of one of the gunners in the humvee, he said.

�I grabbed the satellite communication radio and four minutes later we had (Marine AV-8) Harriers on site,� said Whalen. �I talked the Harriers onto our site and onto possible targets. I never saw a single (enemy) face, so I didn�t have exact locations for the Harriers (to attack). They strafed the entire ridgeline. It was incredible, because they came in and did a high-angle strafe and another dry pass over the target, and literally, as soon as the Harriers showed up and strafed, the enemy stopped firing at us.� Whalen provided cover fire while talking with the aircraft. At the same time, he worked to bring the humvees from behind closer to their two vehicles. �We tried to turn the humvees around, but it was nearly impossible because there was a ridge on the left and a drop off on the right,� said Whalen.

After removing a few obstacles, the team moved the vehicles up the road and turned them around. Whalen jumped back into the turret seat, got on his radio and once again began working with the Marine fighter pilots who had been flying overhead the entire time. �The Harrier guys were just awesome � They dropped down and did a show of force at about 1,000 feet off the ground,� said Whalen.

At that point, Whalen said he started feeling woozy and getting tunnel vision. �I�m pretty sure I was in shock, but we needed to find a landing zone for our helicopters that were going to (evacuate) some of the wounded,� he said. Whalen identified a landing zone close to his position. Then, working with pilots flying A-10 Thunderbolt IIs that had arrived on scene, he was able to secure the site and his convoy.

When the helicopters arrived, the three injured servicemembers were taken to a nearby hospital for treatment. �I have ten pieces of metal in my arm, along with the bullet because (the doctors didn�t) see a need to take it out,� said Whalen.

Interviewed only two days after the ambush, Whalen said he wanted to go back to war. �I�m not going to sit in a hospital when I could be with the rest of my guys pressing on with more missions and work,� said Whalen. �I�ll get about a week off to recover, but at the end of the week, you can be sure I�ll be back out there with my weapons, ready to call in more close-air support. �There�s something incredible about � calling in A-10s and Harriers, watching them bomb the hell out of the enemy, and knowing every single time (the enemy will) stop firing and hide when those jets show up. That�s powerful� I�m ready to get back to work,� he said. Air Force 07-21-2003

The Silver Star is the Air Force’s third-highest honor, after the Congressional Medal of Honor and the Air Force Cross. Other branches of the military also award Silver Stars.

Whalen, 33, was to receive his award this weekend. He is the first Washington National Guardsman to receive the Silver Star since Master Sgt. Larry Gibson. Gibson earned the award for valor in combat in Vietnam in 1966 but didn’t receive the medal until 2000 because the nominating records had been lost.

Whalen has been in the military for more than 13 years, six in active duty. He is now a full-time guardsman with the 116th Air Support Operations Squadron based at Camp Murray, headquarters of the Washington National Guard. Oregon Live 12-03-2004

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Nice job for an Airdale.

Britney won’t do Chucky

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This has nothing whatsoever to do with me, other than my name is Chuck. And, yes, I suspect Britney won’t do me either.

E Online

The sexually suggestive pop tart reportedly has demanded producers make it perfectly clear that she has nothing to do with the demonic doll or his new movie, Seed of Chucky.

In apparent response, TV commercials advertising the film-and featuring a Spears look-alike meeting an explosive demise-now feature the disclaimer: “Britney Spears does not appear in this movie.”

Seed of Chucky, the fifth movie in the Child’s Play horror/comedy saga, opens Friday.

Focus Features, the Universal spawn and parent company of Chucky employers Rogue Pictures, did not respond to questions about Spears’ role, if any, in the Spears disclaimer. In a tongue-in-cheek statement, a spokesperson said the studio’s intent was to declare that “no actual Britney Spears were harmed during the filming.”

“We can confirm Chucky does in fact have a crush on Britney-and she has an open invitation to screen the film at anytime,” the rep said.

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