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Wednesday, August 13, 2003   EMS Pearls of Wisdom As an EMT, over the years you learn a thing or two. Here are some lighthearted things I've "learned". The patient who is screaming that they're going to die, won't. You will wish they did Believe the patient who says they're going to puke If they don't, you've lost nothing. If they do, forewarned is forearmed Don't believe the patient who says he only drank one beer Teenage girls vie for the Academy Award especially if all their friends are around A quiet child is a very sick child If you can't walk, you're going with us If you've been on the floor for three days, you're going with us When the doctor told you that you could have a drink of wine after supper, he didn't mean the twenty ounce tumbler All children like to blow the siren including your driver There's no such thing as death with dignity Some things only hot lights and cold steel can fix If God wants you home, there's nothing I can do Piss me off with your whining minor drug OD you WILL drink the charcoal If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs you're working a scene with the fire department The police are your friends You can climb three flights of stairs with a broken leg to call EMS The two most important questions to ask your patient: Can you walk? Have you tried? -- posted by Chuck at Wednesday, August 13, 2003 | E-mail | Permalink | Main | 0 comments