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Monday, January 27, 2003Frances the Mule Speaks Out
Speaking from Hollywood, Bob Hope stated "I used to love performing before the mules in World War II and Korea. They laughed at all my stuff." "Mules, donkeys and horses have a long history in warfare. In the Middle Ages, their diseased, bloated bodies were hurled by catapults over the walls of beseiged cities." Frances stated. "Well, no more. We'll carry your packs, your lard asses, pull your wagons. But we won't be your bombs. I call upon all my Arab and Latino brothers to resist, resist this infamy with every breath! No more Mr. Nice Donkey!" -- posted by Chuck at Monday, January 27, 2003 | E-mail | Permalink | Main | 0 comments
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